asenath

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 17:29:27 GMT

I havn't posted in awhile, its been a busy life, you know, pooping on churches and all

added a bunch of people to the friends list... who are you? you better not be friends with that bitch belle, i hate her, she smells

on sat i will be six, my only birthday request is to go out for a long walk with annikka and dem, maybe that dragonlady person i keep hearing so much about.

i will try and post more about my pooing adventures

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 01:51:56 GMT

I heard a rumour, and it must be true as I heard it from a friend who heard it from a leliable source..

It seems that, that little bitch Belle runs away from little dogs off leads and cats running around.. yet will talk shit about bigger ones when they are leashed or unaware of her doing so.. just thought it was interesting...

I had a good day yestererday, went potty on three different church grounds, Thor was talking to me, he kept saying "smell my ass' so I tried to, but then he wouldn't let me.. then would say "smell my ass" again.. It was very confusing..

Also on the walk home someone wanted to pet me but I chose to throw up on his shoes.

Sun, 05 Jan 2003 17:57:34 GMT

anyone want a dog?
belle needs to find a new home now

she gets along with most things, just not me.... :(

:(

Tue, 22 Oct 2002 14:46:10 GMT

i am in alot of trouble.. no one is talking to me or playing with me, and i'm not allowed in the fun spots in the house.. my backyard time is now limited and supervised.. belle is in the same as i

this is all her fault to begin with.. i was just trying to go poops and she told me there was a toy in the bushes
then the bushes moved so i went in and grabbed it. then belle tried to take it from me and before i knew what had happened we had killed a little squirrel. then we got in more trouble for digging up inks grave

Tue, 01 Oct 2002 18:25:00 GMT

sunday night / monday morning, depending on how you view days my human took me out, he had recently been ignoring me :(

he took me to see del, i like del, he game me some form of meat that gave me stinkies all night / morning... whatever

while we were at his work two policemen came in, the one petted me and was nice to me, he was talking to my human about me.. and then i sniffed his thingie

the second one came over and petted me out of politeness, i don't think he liked me, when he started walking off i shoved my nose up his butt, and guess what, the first one's thingie smelt the same...

after del got off work we went for walk, not much happened, other than as always i wasn't allowed to eat someone else's vomit

the rest of the night / morning thing was spent in aplace where i wasn't allowed to be, but they let me in anyways cause i am the prettiest bitch there is. and then my human and del ignored me, thankfully i still had stinkies to make

ink

Thu, 11 Jul 2002 10:29:29 GMT

yesterday ink died
he was born nov. 11 1983
we will be burying him on sat. close friends are invited

Thu, 27 Jun 2002 18:14:27 GMT

that silly bitch is trying to pick fights with me again, and over nothing, as always, you need a good shampooing you stinkhole

Thu, 13 Jun 2002 14:36:49 GMT

i just got in trouble for eating cat poo, and i am thinking, no i didn't, you didn't see me, you have no proof, so why are you accusing me of eating poo, it was belle, then i am told that i have cat litter stuck to my nose, i then ran to the bathroom and stuck my head in the tiolet to wash it off, but it was too late, i was caught... atleast belle got in trouble as she had even more litter stuck to her nose

Fri, 07 Jun 2002 12:49:42 GMT

yesterday i got a long walk
i went on a streetcar and the people behind us left, i guess i need a bath

then we went to that muchmusic building and that new vj guy was staring at me, i think he wants me

lots of people were telling me how pretty i am and how healthy i am for my age, even got comments on my ring of spots on my nose :)

then i helped out with postering, it was fun, but i kept getting in trouble for pulling.

later we went to a theatre to drop some stuff off and this nice lady was telling me how pretty i am and how good i am then this little child runs up to me and starts trying to pet me, and was scaring me, i kept backing up and trying to hide but he didn't take the hint, so he was asked to leave me alone, then when he turned to leave i put my nose up his bum and he ran away

then, there were these two small dogs barking at me, then they started growling at me, then thier human said they could take me, that pissed me off, i left alot of claw marks in the cement from that...

then i got to ride on the subway home, it was my first time, i'm used to taking buses or streetcars, subways make funny sounds and i think someone pee'd on the floor (not me)

when we got home belle was mad and tried to start a fight, she is always being a bitch, what a poohead...

violated....

Sat, 20 Apr 2002 13:30:07 GMT

some pervert took all this pornographic pictures of me which i wasn't aware of, i just found them yesterday, bet they'll try to pass them off as 'art'

what kind of sick person would do this to me???
for belles birthday i'll be showing her pics i found of her

present!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 19 Apr 2002 18:02:29 GMT

i got the bestest present last night from anikka
its this rope thingie made from hemp, but it doesn't have the icky stuff in it that makes me sick. and it smells really good and is yummy and i like rolling around on the floor with it and growling, lots and lots of fun, i'm happy

i guess i will share it with that bitch belle, but only for tomorrow since it is her birthday, then i am taking it back and hiding it from her

is it just me or does gravity kills sound like a bad rip off of pitchshiter & mm? well, i guess the mm part would be the crappiness of it

Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:10:34 GMT

today i went on a walk
i was a good girl and poopied on the police station
then i played in the mud

Thu, 11 Apr 2002 15:39:50 GMT

it was my birthday yesterday
atleast one person remembered

bet that bitch belle will get lots of presents on her's in a couple weeks :(

Sat, 02 Mar 2002 05:41:40 GMT

thank you to the wonderful person that spread bite sized pieces of bread on my deck and back table

i would of eaten them all, but after already being poisoned once in the past 6 months i think it would be more wise to take them to a lab on monday before i eat it

again, thank you, the gesture means alot to me

Tue, 22 Jan 2002 22:16:38 GMT

people can suck my ass, you know who you are you fuckin cunt, i seriously suggest you stay the fuck away from me

Tue, 22 Jan 2002 19:39:17 GMT

i was really bad yesterday

i was playing with a ball and belle was trying to bite me and when i spun around to bite her back i got my paw caught on a cord and knocked something over and it broke

then i got in lots of trouble, belle didn't, even though she started it

i am very sorry and i will try to be more careful in the future

Mon, 21 Jan 2002 20:05:11 GMT

my human tried to make me food but forgot about it and started a fire. what a poohead !

no alarms went off either, they are going to have to fix that

it really smells in here now, worse then belle, if you can believe that

bath

Sun, 13 Jan 2002 20:32:17 GMT

i just got a bath. i'm not very happy about it. but as revenge after i jumped out of the tub i went straight to the couch and rolled around on it lots when no one was looking

Sun, 13 Jan 2002 00:00:02 GMT

belle got a bath today, so she doesn't smell nearly as bad anymore, i did still tease her cause she looked really funny when she got out. maybe next time i'll ask them to take a picture of her so you can see for yourselves and share my amusement of her

i can now open the back door all by myself, i am very proud. just have to figure out how to get back in. maybe if they tie a rope to it so i have something to pull on that would work

Sat, 12 Jan 2002 16:23:20 GMT

below is a picture of me looking mean for a film i was in a couple years ago
i'm in the background so you have to look closely. if i find more later today i'll put them on my page, hard to see me if its not on a black background. belle wasn't in the film cause she can't act and sucks ink's ass
the person on the right is kevin, i really miss him alot :(

Sat, 12 Jan 2002 16:13:46 GMT

yesterday i got a long walk, without belle, it was great, they always are when that bitch isn't around. she really stinks bad

i was really good on my walk, i didn't pull and i walked perfectly beside my human for most of the walk. ok, i tried to chase some birds. we had to go to a bank and my human when in first then the door started closing and hit me in my butt. i yelped and scared everyone in the bank. well i thought it was funny :)

later last night someone left out cookies and these little plastic containers filled with some form of irish cream, i think. anyways. i ate them all. unfortunately i was caught with one of the containers in my mouth so i wasn't able to blame it on belle

oh, and its my birthday in a few months. so start saving up to buy me lots of stuff, i'll be four!!

results

Thu, 15 Nov 2001 20:58:38 GMT

i got my blood tests back
i'm going to be fine. i have no parasites or any longterm illness
still have to take my medication and eat that special food for a week

but. it seems as i was fed / ate something toxic..
not just me but belle as well

belle is not nearly as sick as i and only had one episode which was not nearly as bad as my three and she is in no pain. unlike my yesterday.

i am still waiting for another batch of tests to come back
then we will find out if i did get into rat poison or something...

bored..

Thu, 15 Nov 2001 19:23:20 GMT

i'm making my human stay home today :/
i have nothing to do.. i'm not allowed to play or eat or anything

also nervous about my test results

i do feel alot better, though i was shaking alittle bit and am cold
i also don't want to drink any water. i am suppose to though, not lots, just alittle bit

i also accidently bit my human while giving me my medication. i am sorry, but seriously, should you really have your fingers in my mouth?

looking forward to lots of people coming over tonight to see me
wish i could accept treats

did the vet say a day or 24 hrs? cause if its 24 hrs
then maybe i can accept a few treats...
well, bring me treats anyways. i'll let my humans decide if i can eat them then or have to wait

the vet.

Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:43:27 GMT

i just got back from the vet
if i didn't go then i could of had some serious problems
they took alot of my blood and did some really icky things to me
i wiegh 61lbs.. i feel really big now.. :(
i'm now on medication and have to eat special food
there is a chance that this is caused by someone giving me something that they shouldn't have
hopefully this will not be a long term problem.
i will find out tomorrow when all of my tests come back
my humans just spent alot of money on me. guess they do love me
thank you to them and others that showed concern for my health

Wed, 14 Nov 2001 18:55:51 GMT

i have to go to the vet
bye